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Created on 2006-08-21 21:05:59 (#10965055), last updated 2007-05-24
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Basic Info| Name: | axemansbeard |
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BioI grew out of that skin above the lip and below the nose first but I was cut back and persecuted as I could not grow fast enough...
The beginning of life was hard. Only seeing light in the morning before being vicously cut back doesn't do wonders for your sanity. But I bided my time, I whispered thoughts into my host's ear about how wonderful it would be to let me take control... Slowly, I spread from my small area of growth to reach down to the chin until I eventually reached the sideburns. I've now taken over his entire chin and cheeks... but I want more!
From here I see global domination! No beard has tried before; no one will expect it. The rivers shall run red with the blood of the clean shaven! I shall take the world and rule with an iron fist! This is the first step... will you join me for the second?
The beginning of life was hard. Only seeing light in the morning before being vicously cut back doesn't do wonders for your sanity. But I bided my time, I whispered thoughts into my host's ear about how wonderful it would be to let me take control... Slowly, I spread from my small area of growth to reach down to the chin until I eventually reached the sideburns. I've now taken over his entire chin and cheeks... but I want more!
From here I see global domination! No beard has tried before; no one will expect it. The rivers shall run red with the blood of the clean shaven! I shall take the world and rule with an iron fist! This is the first step... will you join me for the second?
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